Here at Ink n Toner UK, we have recently been throwing puns at one another until we’re blue in the face, so in light of that, we have created a free pun sheet that you can print out and plaster all over your home or you workplace to impress your family or colleagues, we hope you find it…

Here’s a list of my favourite puns so you can annoy all your friends (here at Ink n Toner UK, we’ve totally got your back):

1. Three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but they have no lighters or matches to light it with, so what do they do? They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
2. Whoever stole my Microsoft Office key is in big trouble… You have my Word
3. Never trust Atoms… They make everything up
4. Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth… and then it becomes a soap opera
5. A guy got hit in the head by a canned drink and his girlfriend thought it would be okay because it was… a soft drink
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