Ink and Toner Cartridge Jokes

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At ink’n’toner’uk we like to laugh a lot and realise the importance of relieving office stress with jokes, especially when the time comes to change over your ink and toner cartridges.

With this in mind we thought we’d share some of our favourite ink and toner jokes in a bid to help relieve some of your office stress, woes and help you relax.

If you like our jokes you’ll like our ink and toner cartridges even more, so if you want to save money on your printing consumables, come visit us at ink’n’toner’uk today.

The Jokes

Which manufacturer of ink and toner cartridges is the sauciest of them all? HP

What did one Cyan printer cartridge say to the other before it went on holiday? Cyanara

What song did Bob Marley write about the time his printer wouldn’t print for him? Jamming

Which fax machines send the fastest messages and were the first to break the sound barrier? Panasonic

Which toner cartridges don’t smell very good? Ricoh

The toner cartridge and ink cartridge salesmen met at a bar for some drinks. After a couple drinks, the ink cartridge salesmen was lying face down on the floor.

“What happened to him?” asked the bartender.

The toner cartridge salesman replied, “The ink cartridge guy can’t hold much fluid at all.”

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